山西体彩十一选五遗漏 www.5c49.com 作者：邱政政
1. 回光返照式友情：Dead-Cat-Bounce Friendship
These friends usually don't contact each other. It's like they are too sick to even lift a finger or type one word. But once they meet, they can chat almost to their last breath.
2. 盲式出轨：Eyes-Impaired Unfaithfulness
It's a remarkably peculiar way to cheat on somebody. The cheat is on no aspect any match to the lawful, but the affair still happens under some mysterious force that can't be apprehended.
3. 心诚则零：Make-Believe Weight Losing
These people want to lose weight so much. They believe that they're trying to lose weight and they believe that they're trying really hard to lose weight. But their methodology is really weird. They can make themselves believe that the ice in the cola can annihilate the calories, that ice cream contains no calory because it's cold, that bubble tea is healthy and calory-free since the milk and tea in it are healthy.
4. 万嗑现象：Omnipotent Matchmaker
It's a way of seeing 2 individuals as a couple, which has been getting mature in recent years. These people see couples everywhere, no matter the genders or sexual orientations of the individuals. They don't even care about whether they're humans or not.
5. 朋友圈成功人士：Social-Media-Limited Winner
These people seem to have really good jobs, fat income, harmonious families and interesting life. But you only see this on the social media.
6. 塑料姐妹花：Plastic Besties
These people seem to be besties. They have fun together. They go shopping together. But in fact they hate each other and often make sabotage behind each other's back.
7. 高情商型失明：High-EQ Blindness
This refers to those friends who pretend that they didn't see anything even if they found your secret social media accounts. Please cherish this kind of people.
8. 排遣式进食：Distraction Eating
It means longing for food even when you're not hungry at all. Eating makes these people's souls whole.
9. 工作CD：Office Cooldown
This refers to the time you spend accumulating energy before you start working and the time you need to cooldown after you finish some work. The ratio is usually 10 minutes of work with half an hour of smartphone-playing.
10. 一望无际：No End in Sight
Checked. No hairline.